1) 5-hour shift? 8-hour shift? Same difference.

My 5 hour shift turned into an 8 hr shift in the blink of an eye, that’s how Veterinary Emergency medicine works. #exhausted #vettechlife

— Tracy Adkins (@tearaysea17) July 9, 2016

2) We’re gonna tell him.

When your boyfriend asks how you take a cats temperature ???? #vettechlife

— Breeann Cassidy (@breezer103096) July 8, 2016

3) “Why is everyone looking at me?”

Nvr realize how fast I eat until I’m in a group setting of non-coworks #foodgoals #nevergetalunchbreak #vettechlife

— Kellie Raether (@kelljo14) July 1, 2016

4) Just say “you should see the other guy.”

Between the scratch on my arm and the bruises on my leg, you’d think I got in a fight or something. #oops #vettechlife

— Kelsey Brunner (@KelseyBrunner) June 26, 2016

5) “You can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave.”

I gave two puppies shots today & cut two other dogs nails. …. & it’s my day off. #vettechlife

— Alex Smith (@ASmithhhhh) June 23, 2016

6) Oops.

It’s a little creepy when you’re watching CPR after a patient crashes and realize “It’s My Party” is playing in the background. #vettechlife

— Rurouni Vet Tech (@larrainelage) June 21, 2016

7) Good point.

Personally idc what I look like at work. Animals sure don’t care what I look like. Otherwise they wouldn’t pee on me. #vettechlife

— Karley Lawson (@KarleyLawson13) June 21, 2016

8) Stupid autocorrect.

My phone autocorrects vacuum to vaccine. #VetTechLife

— Texas Equestrian (@texaseq) June 18, 2016

9) Ew.

Trying to place a stomach tube, got bit and the stomach contents got all over me #vettechlife

— Tessa (@TMarie_128) June 17, 2016

10) ???? ???? ????

You know you work too much when your dirty windshield reminds you of a fecal float slide. #glamorous #vettechlife ????

— Baker. (@KrystyJo) June 17, 2016

11) Clients are weird.

Me: “Had he had any vomiting or diarrhea?”
Client: “No. He likes wheat thins though.”
….??? Whaaat?? #VetTechProblems #VetTechLife

— Realistic Vet Tech (@IamThat1VT) June 14, 2016

12) You’re going to need another pair of scrubs.

I think I’ve been covered in every animal substance known to man today..formula, feces, water..you name it, it’s probably on me #vettechlife

— Hannah (@hwaddell94) June 14, 2016

13) That doesn’t bode well for the rest of the day.

It’s only 9:30am and I’ve been peed on twice by a kitten. #VetTechLife

— Danielle Boock (@DaniB027) June 13, 2016

14) Nope.

Can I have one… just ONE normal appt today? That’d be great… #VetTechProblems #VetTechLife

— Realistic Vet Tech (@IamThat1VT) June 10, 2016