1) It happens.

“Sorry I stabbed you today.”
“These things happen.”#vettechlife

— A cat enthusiast (@I_Ailurophile) September 11, 2016

2) No more balls!

“Stop giving Me your little balls.”

– things I say.at work#vettechlife

— Ms TannisTekk (@TannisPhotos) September 3, 2016

3) Yes.

“My dog ate a rotten moldy watermelon, vomited it up and is trying to eat the vomit. Should I stop him from eating the vomit?” #vettechlife

— Krisann (@Krisannthemum21) September 2, 2016

4) No.

Client: “Can you reverse euthanasia if I change my mind?”

Dr: “No, death is pretty permanent.”

– things I hear at work#vettechlife

— Ms TannisTekk (@TannisPhotos) August 21, 2016

5) Eating is important.

“I’m gonna move this tumor so I can sit my lunch down so I can eat ” #vettechlife #vettechprobs

— Kat (@TheGreatKatsby1) August 5, 2016

6) Ew.

It’s not every day a client calls and says, “My dog just sneezed up a maggot…” #vettechlife

— Gia Scalise (@lagiabella) July 30, 2016

7) Gotta catch them all.

“There’s a charmander in grooming!” #vettechlife #PokemonGO

— Jessica Loe (@jessicaloe112) July 11, 2016

What strange things have you heard in the clinic?