15 Tweets About the #VetTechLife You'll Understand Intimately

Blood and poop. It's always blood and poop.

February 10, 2016

By Jessica Pineda

1) Not the worse thing you've gotten on you, let's be real.

Just found a dog's crusty eye booger inside my bra. #vettechlife #vettech

— ❁ Bambi ❁ (@mermaidpewp) February 3, 2016

2) Your life in six words.

Vet Tech: bites, butts, shots, mutts, dishes, and poop. #specialtiesin6words #vettech

— FutureMrsAdcock (@VetTechian) January 21, 2016

3) But can you spell it?

I never imagined I would have a career in which the word "diarrhea" would be in my vocabulary. Daily. #vettech #RVT #veterinary

— karen k (@ohh_kk) November 28, 2015

4) AKA PWNAGE.

The feeling you get after 3 people try and fail to get blood from a cat, then you try and get it first try and perfect stick! ???????? #vettech

— [DOLL] SaucyxLewis (@saucyxlewis) November 25, 2015

5) Just another day at the office.

Digging poop out of a cat's ass #justvettechthings #VetTech

— nikki Ϟ (@nikkars) November 20, 2015

6) Just another gross day at the office.

When you're in surgery cleaning up and you find a testical on the ground…… #vettechlife

— hannah ☄ (@SelbyHannah) December 30, 2015

7) Oh well.

Eating lunch, look down, blood on my hands.#ohwell #vettechlife

— KS➶ (@PaCountryGirl9) December 4, 2015

8) Being someone's personal alarm clock.

I had a client ask me today if I could call and wake her up for her 8am appointment tomorrow…. #seriously #vettechlife

— Katie Davis (@katiedavisanne) January 28, 2016

9) Brace yourself for some terrible pickup lines.

I wear scrubs because I'm a #vettech sir, so your pickup line about needing help for your chest pains was a fail. #dognurse #yuckhumans

— Melanie Jo Moore (@MelanieJoMoore) February 1, 2016

10) Burn them.

great idea: collect all the extracted teeth left behind for a month, mail them to the next person who tells me to "get a real job" #vettech

— kendra m. (@geometree) February 9, 2016

11) They got this.

I hate when a male client comes in and acts like I can't carry or hold his big dog.. Move bitch I got this???? #vettech #vettechlife

— Kat (@TheGreatKatsby1) December 11, 2015

12) It's not all puppies and kittens.

"You get paid to play with animals all day!" =I was just vomited on by a dog I intubated for an emergency exploratory surgery. #vettechlife

— Ezo (@THE_EZOURA) October 15, 2015

13) Nail trims. Always the nail trims.

when ya get your ass kicked an hour into work by a dog all for a nail trim…. #isitfridayyet #vettechlife

— Kallie Grundl (@KallieGrundl) January 27, 2016

14) At least it's not your blood?

At work like "I wonder whose blood that is on my top" #vettechlife

— Miranda Rosen (@MirandaRosen) January 21, 2016

14) Better get another pair of scrubs.

It's only noon and I've already had to change my scrub top twice. Awesome. ???? #VetTechLife

— Bianca N Garza (@BiancaNicole05) January 6, 2016

15) But sometimes you know it'll be all right.

The doctor just walked in with a hand full of kittens. #BestPartOfTheJob #VetTechLife

— Jen Amidon (@Beloved_Hobbit) December 24, 2015

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15 Tweets About the #VetTechLife You'll Understand Intimately

Blood and poop. It's always blood and poop.

1) Not the worse thing you've gotten on you, let's be real.

2) Your life in six words.

3) But can you spell it?

4) AKA PWNAGE.

5) Just another day at the office.

6) Just another gross day at the office.

7) Oh well.

8) Being someone's personal alarm clock.

9) Brace yourself for some terrible pickup lines.

10) Burn them.

11) They got this.

12) It's not all puppies and kittens.

13) Nail trims. Always the nail trims.

14) At least it's not your blood?

14) Better get another pair of scrubs.

15) But sometimes you know it'll be all right.

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15 Tweets About the #VetTechLife You'll Understand Intimately

Blood and poop. It's always blood and poop.

1) Not the worse thing you've gotten on you, let's be real.

2) Your life in six words.

3) But can you spell it?

4) AKA PWNAGE.

5) Just another day at the office.

6) Just another gross day at the office.

7) Oh well.

8) Being someone's personal alarm clock.

9) Brace yourself for some terrible pickup lines.

10) Burn them.

11) They got this.

12) It's not all puppies and kittens.

13) Nail trims. Always the nail trims.

14) At least it's not your blood?

14) Better get another pair of scrubs.

15) But sometimes you know it'll be all right.

Complete & balanced dental nutrition for adults

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