Imagine yourself coming into the reception area, looking down at your chart and calling out, “Um? Dunkin Butterbeans?”

Somewhere out there, a vet tech and a receptionist have done just that. The proof is because Nationwide has released its annual list of clever, creative and quirky pet names across the nation from its database of 600,000 insured pets. The names were put to a vote for wackiest cat/dog names of 2017, with Little Booty Ham Sandwich (cat) and Dunkin Butterbeans (dog) taking first place.

See the top 10 list of wackiest names below:

Wackiest Cat Names of 2017

1. Little Booty Ham Sandwich
2. Obi Wan Catnobi
3. Winston Purrchill
4. The Great Catsby
5. Jabba the Butt
6. Isaac Mewton
7. Whiskerus Maximus
8. Ninja Killer Nine Thousand
9. Fifty Shades of Graham
10. Dog the Cat

Wackiest Dog Names of 2017

1. Dunkin Butterbeans
2. Farrah Pawcett
3. Fiona Penny Pickles
4. The Other Dude
5. Yeti Speghetti
6. Colonel Mustache
7. Empress Tzu Tzu
8. Cheesboro
9. Tango Mango
10. Choo Choo Boo Boo

Do you have patients with strange names? Let us know in the comments what their names are!