1) Always choose paper.

When there’s one appointment left so you rock, paper, scissors to see who has to do it ???? #VetTech

— Nick Felix (@Nick20719) June 6, 2016

2) Ew.

Client burped in my face this morning. I’d rather be peed on, honestly. #vettech

— Regina Phalange (@heyJESSI) May 28, 2016

3) This is why we can’t have nice things.

“Do you have an appointment ?”
Client : “no ma’m I had one yesterday and didn’t come decided to come today instead . #facepalm #vettechlife

— Kat (@TheGreatKatsby1) June 9, 2016

4) Don’t forget the hours too.

When my doctor asks how many days a week I exercise, I count how many days I typically work #vettechlife

— Mary Sinnamon (@mary_sinnamon) June 8, 2016

5) When there are more than clothes in the dryer.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in the dryer? I’ve found a testicle in the dryer at work once. #VetTechLife

— Stacie Lynn (@stacielynn89) June 6, 2016

6) The best feeling.

Update: I finally got to pee after 16 hours. It was pretty amazing #VetTechLife

— Jordan Burbage (@JordanGraceful) June 5, 2016

7) A stomach of steel.

You know your destiny involves being a vet tech when you can eat lunch while watching a surgery get done. ???????????????????????????????? #vettechlife

— Miriah Haltiwanger (@nana_x_9BATMAN) June 3, 2016

8) A stomach of steel … most of the time.

hate eating my lunch smelling like cat shit #vettechlife

— ♏️ (@m3rmaidt4ils) May 20, 2016

9) We need 10cc of vet techs stat.

How many techs does it take to get blood on a 100lb Bernese Mountain Dog?

Four. Four techs. And he was still unmanageable. #vettechlife

— Gia Scalise (@lagiabella) May 19, 2016

10) Possibly heard in the surgery room.

“Sorry guys i just dropped a placenta on the ground” #vettechlife

— ♏️ (@m3rmaidt4ils) May 6, 2016

11) *cough*

O: “I think he has kennel cough.”
Me: “is he coughing?”
O: “No.”
Me: *bangs head against wall*#vettechlife

— (^･ω･^) Catlin (@kokowadoko12) April 30, 2016

12) When work crosses over to real life.

Filling out paperwork at the doctors office. Why don’t they have a female spayed or male neutered gender option? Oh wait…. #vettechlife

— Jessica Loe (@jessicaloe112) April 27, 2016